dyke4thor:

men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi

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gyllenhaalsjakes:

Julius Caesar, 2063 years ago: hey what have you got there?

The Roman senators: 

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luckylesbiano:

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

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lethal-cuddles:

despazito:

of-devils-and-demons:

despazito:

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

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If you are blocked by the OP you did something problematic.

you must be new here

I have literally been blocked by people I have never interacted with.

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browsedankmemes:

Foolish little brother it wont be wabbit season until you have the same eyes as me, doc

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alexander:

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

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